My second/full real day in Paris started with a breakfast of a baguette and Nutella, plus Moroccan tea. Side-note: French Nutella is somehow way tastier than American Nutella and baguettes are super cheap, hence le breakfast. I got lost 4 times on my way to the metro which was right in front of me the entire time but this however made me ask over 5 French people on the street where the metro was where they then proceeded to look at me like I was mentally handicapped because like I said the metro was right in front of me THE WHOLE TIME. When I finally got on the right bus, I headed for orientation at ACCENT and then a boat ride on the Seine. We were warned of all the things NOT to do in France and of pick pocketers in the metro who don’t look like pirates and were then left on our own for lunch. We ventured out in our obviously American tourist group for lunch and then found a super cute crepe/panini place where I for zeh third time had a baguette (twas divine :)).
Random French architecture
We then then headed to the metro to get on the boat and proceeded to lose a member of our platoon on the train. This guy from IL couldn’t get off the train on time and we watched his terrified face as the train took of while we all stood on the platform. It was more terrifying than funny at the time but we all couldn’t help laughing because his face was priceless! He later found us by following the Seine though, so no casualties! So we finally got on the Seine and it was so unbelievably touristy and I LURVED every minute of it. I got my first glimpse of “la tour Eiffel” and I HAD ARRIVED HONEY. (in my Nene Leakes voice like my sister says )
After the boat ride, our ACCENT leader totes abandoned us and told us to enjoy. Now I’d packed imagining to have pretty warm weather and even though its 40-50 everyday which is way better than -30, I felt super cold like usual. We however decided to soldier on and look for the phone service place to get phone numbers because we are all phone-less and dependent on WI-FI. This excursion got us completely lost but we however ended up on the most prestigious shopping street in all of Paris, Rue St. Honoré. Now if any of you guys know me well you can imagine my face when I saw the stores around me. My heart was smiling so big and I suddenly felt warm. The stores were some of the most expensive couturiers you could think of, the likes of Hérmes and Lanvin and It was by far the happiest I’d ever been being lost. Definitely coming back here someday when I’m not a broke college student. We also accidentally came across the famed Macaroon place a la Gossip Girl, “Laduree”, and we of course went in and got ourselves des macarons pistache.
We finally found the phone place where we found that twould have all been done online but no biggie because being lost on St. Honoré definitely made up for it. We then did some more getting lost on the way home and almost got robbed on the metro by gypsies.
Gypsies or as they are they’re called travelers almost robbed a friend while we were on the metro. It was super packed on the train and these preteen girls got on the train with us and one started acting like she was helping my friend hold on to the pole. She was very loud and obnoxious about it and jostling us all around so we all thought that she was drunk and tried to shuffle around. A French guy on the train suddenly yelled at this girl and her band of friends to leave us alone and to get off the train. WE of course thought this guy was being a major douche because these were just preteen girls. The guy got into a fight with the girls and they kicked him and then got off the train and the man then explained that the girl was distrcting us while her friends stole. My fiend then noticed that her bag had been opened but none of us knew how close we were to being robbed. Turns out the douche yelling at the kids was saving our obvious tourist butts. This saviour gave more advice and we then got off the train clutching our bags and warily headed home.
I got lost again on the way home SURPRISE SURPRISE! But I got kebabs while lost and then proceeded to pass out due to exhaustion at 9pm (SHAME).
A tout a l’heure- Sameera